'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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