Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Never joke about your clitoris.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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