Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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