Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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