oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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