It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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