my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
babies were throwing up all over the place
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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