So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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