it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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