ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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