girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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