I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I am mentally ready for anal.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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