I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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