I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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