he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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