Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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