Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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