I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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