I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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