I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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