Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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