So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I currently don't understand fingers.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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