At least make sure they are 18
Why
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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