So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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