im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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