Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
