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just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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