The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Come on in and take your pants off
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