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just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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