no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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