"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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