so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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