You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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