oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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