She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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