i think i have herpe
just one?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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