Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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