The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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