The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Randomize
