I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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