a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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