she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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