Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
