why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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