I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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