Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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