I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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