I'm drive I can fine osifer
I want to walk on stilts...naked
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
