just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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