Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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